Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Hsien: Jonathan, this is a warning to you for skipping today's CB(C)801 lecture. Do you know the consequences of missing a lecture? You will miss out on one whole topic!

Jonathan: (Aside) Yea right. I can read up the notes on my own - pretty much what the lecturer does anyway. Feels good to leave at 2.40pm instead of 4.30pm!

Jonathan: Man, that lecturer doesn't know shit! He's just reading from the lecture notes and making the words seem more meaningful by slowly pronouncing them in an awkward emphatic tone that sounded like a frog trying to sing. It was unbearable. He read out the graph's axis names as if they were an elaboration of what it actually meant, but NOO, it's like me telling you my name when u ask where I stay.

Hsien: Tell me about it

Jonathan: How can I tell you when I can't even tell what he's trying to say?

Hsien: Fine, have it your way, but this will be the last warning you naughty boy.

Jonathan: (Brushes hair coyly, looks down, then looks up again with cat-eyes) Sorry, won't happen again! (Walks off with a defeated, deflated posture; but grins when back is turned. Wink wink ;) )