Dear reader, judging from this random comparison you can see I'm the epitome of boredom. Why did I even bring these two together? Well, I guess it's to show how cruel or cruelly simple love can be.
Ponyo is a very heartwarming tale about how simple and innocent love can actualize, and the artist cleverly masks the realities behind the vibrant and cute images; but we all know how deceptively heart-wrenching that is for some of us -
- I know how u feel.
Jordan Witham on the other hand is this weird 20 yr-old guy who has been having sex with his car for 4 yrs, and is in love with it, preferring 'her' to women. Reader, Love is BIZZARE I tell you - physically and mentally, for poor Jordan - no doubt about it.
So, reader, which type of love do you prefer? Or would you rather be a misanthropist, a misogynist, or a feminist?